MM is blind to your pain
RNG doesn't hear you scream
Luck stays silent

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Damage Required

Yay! Now using the latest WN8 version: 26 (22 Feb 2016).
Go here to see changes.

To find the required damage for a tonk, go here.

Damage requirements for Type 59 tier 8 Med using WN8 v27.
Open the WN8 calculator using the Type 59 expected values.
VehicleDesired WN8Required Damage
Type 591200806.35
Type 5916001084.25
Type 5920001362.14
Type 5924501674.78
Type 5929001987.41

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